Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...