Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...