Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...