What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...