I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...