A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...