Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...