Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...