But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...