Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...