At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...