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Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...