What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...