One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...