Florida driver’s license!
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Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Dating Terms
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A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
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Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...