Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...