Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...