The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Nerds versus jocks
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Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...