Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...