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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...