The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!