Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...