The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...