This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.