Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...