Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Log negative one zero
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come to the webbing
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Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
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A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...