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The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
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Accountant Math!
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New person in prison
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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Mailmans Last Day
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Lost all my luggage
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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Odd Wedding Gifts
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