Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...