Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...