The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...