face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Reward these soldiers for their work
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The programmer’s cheer
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Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...