Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.