Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...