How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
If Apple ran Christmas…
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Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
GRAVITY KILLS
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Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson