Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....