Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....