Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...