Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Measuring on the job
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Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Stupid drunk blonde
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Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!