French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...