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A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
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Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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The Australian Christmas
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Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...