Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...