This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...