A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!