What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.