The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
There are no honest lawyers
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Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...