I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...