Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...