A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...