The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...