Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Florida driver’s license!
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
The Cowboy excuses
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Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...