The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...